Phoning it in (via the interweb)

Hey, if Ben Steele can do it, why can't I?

I love McSweeney's Lists and found this one especially appropriate given the current economic (and pharmaceutical) climate.


NEW ANXIETY MEDICATIONS FOR COPING WITH ECONOMIC GLOOM.
BY PETER SCALLION

Debtrol

Downcyclen

Subprimacare

Lehmanax

Delinquedent

Panix

Nojoblin

Greedquil

Feariflu

Defaulta

Forclosen

Banxergon

Nuvopor

Catastrophex

Hysterian

Maxedoutrin

Stoxadon

Colapsin

Dowoff

Scamagan

Defeatra

Corruptol

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